
why is nonetheless one word?
why?
i keep sending my friends hilarious fucking emails
like
they are gems
golden
fucking hilarious
but no one is responding and it’s ruining my life
hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!
ugh my school’s library is super fucking cold and i’m like dressed for the summer time
my AP bio class is going strawberry picking tomorrow
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
do you ever listen to music through headphones in a public place and suddenly become paranoid that maybe, just maybe the music is actually playing out loud and everyone else can hear it too?
Da Great Gatsby
“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”
Penguizzle Books
just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this
im gonna buy 4 burial plots in a row next to each other for my family and when we all die we’ll be buried next to each other with our arms spelling out YMCA in our coffins
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
